(怪异的音乐)
- (戏剧音乐) - (狗吠声)
- 到底发生了什么？ - 这是一只兔子
(叹息声)你差点杀了我们一只兔子？
好吧,你不会要我杀了它,是吗？
哦,宝贝,我不在乎这个愚蠢的小兔子,
你差点杀了我们
(叫声)
(咕噜声和尖叫声)
(呻吟和尖叫继续)
那是什么？
猪 很多猪
哦,看,还有一个,还在小跑
他们在做什么？
我不知道,也许有些事情吓到了他们
是的,宝贝,喜欢什么？
也许那里有一个猎人
(咆哮)
他妈的是什么？
好的,我们离开这里吧！(发动引擎)
(咆哮)
(女人的声音)
片名：野猪 [澳大利亚] [2017]
(商店响铃钟声)
- 啊,怎么回事,伙计？ - 一点也不差,伙计
你听说过伯尼了吗？
银行试图取消这个可怜的混蛋的赎回权
我听说 如果你问我,一堆鼻涕的混蛋
- 太对了 - 他们只是不明白
我的意思是,如果他们离开他们华丽的城市办公室
来到这里,
他们知道我们正处于他妈的干旱的中间
嘿,伙计,啊,发电机 盖子
无论如何,你自己,伙计？敲了一下？
甚至没有尝试,伙计
我一直在做一些击剑运动
有什么东西在那里撕裂围栏
在帕特森老农场那里
- 哦,是的 - 让我忙,嗯？
- (刹车尖叫) - 嘿,坚持下去,那是什么？
那是鲍勃吗？
是的,那就是他 看看那个老混蛋
找个该死的工作,你们脂粉气的男人
- (笑声) - 耶稣
那个老他妈的的尿壶
我的意思是,他不应该再开车了
他估计在他的农场也发生了同样的事情
- 是吗？那是什么？ - 啊,撞倒了围栏
他也有几只绵羊
- 是吗？ - 是的,有东西杀了他们
什么,全部九只？
他可能会炖起来而忘记它
我的意思是,看着他……
他是一条他妈的的道路
嘿,盖尔的女儿为庸医工作
她估计他被诊断患有痴呆症,
所以我不会感到惊讶
我不能放他妈的,因为我有事可做,好吧,
我有地方可去,我得去上班
- 是的,是的,是的 - 我前面有一个公平的驾驶
好吧,好吧 虽然在酒吧再见？
啊,啊,啊,也许吧 我不知道
啊,混蛋
(商店响铃钟声)
(牛哞哞叫)
(鸟啼叫)
(汽车接近)
- (砰的一声！) - 布鲁西！
当然,你不想让我开车,布鲁斯？
不,不,我很好,我没事
- 你确定？ - 是的,哦,是的
来吧,布鲁斯,让罗比开车一会儿
是的,也许这是一个好主意
我们会在后面,我们会知道
嗯,听起来不错 我会停下来的
妈妈,这很糟糕
当我在车里时,你不是那样做的
嗯,实际上,亲爱的,
布鲁斯和我一直都在外面,即使在车里也是如此
- 嗯嗯！ - 哇！
是的！
来吧,让你的父母玩得开心
我们可以拥有自己的前线
还记得我开车去悉尼的时候你做过那件事吗？
嗯,你最好不要这样做
它被称为口交,妈妈
我不在乎它叫什么,
你在开车的时候不这样做,这很危险
我其实在谈论她做的另一件事
有点痒
- 她用舌头做到了 - 她做到了
你是个混蛋,巴特！
需要一个人知道一个
噢！他妈的鸡巴！
我不是在谈论口交,你这个小傻瓜
- 哦,你们,停止吧！ - 哦,对不起,宝贝
好吧,机舱发烧已正式开始
我不知道你们
但我饿得足以吃低飞鸭的胯部了
什么？他刚刚说什么他妈的？
这是一只低飞的鸭子
戴比:罗比！
他说的时候听起来很糟糕
好吧,嘿,看,我在这里尽我所能
戴比:你在尝试
我建议下一座城镇,我们停车,并得到一些食物
- 好主意 艾拉:听起来不错,布鲁斯
你想停下来,这样你就可以给罗比一点舌头
嘿,巴特 巴特
- 什么？ - 你是处女？
罗伯特,别说了,好的
宝贝,为正确的女人拯救自己,不是吗,宝贝？
嘿,巴特,你不能成为处女,因为你的脸被操了
好的,我们正在停车
- 谢谢他妈的 戴比:罗比
对不起,戴比
(鸟哇哇叫)
(哇哇叫)
- 早,负鼠 - 早
嘿,爸爸,那些人看起来很熟悉吗？
呵呵,看看那个屁股,会吧,是吗？
就像在纸袋里打架的两个负鼠一样
爸！
这提醒我,
那些牛仔裤够你紧张,你算进去了吗？
哈,哈,哈
告诉我
老头,你能把皮带放在上面吗？
她太年轻了 这里
如果你还能举剑,
你还在战斗中
是的,好吧,停止你的到来,来帮我一把,
差不多10点了
(艾拉笑声)
- 得到一个房间,你们两个 - 哈,哈,我想如果我可以
你好
年轻的小姐,你不会吸烟,你会吗？
对不起,我不吸烟
吞云吐雾,然后 你看起来像一个蒸汽的女士
没有烟,没有电子水烟
我告诉你,虽然
这里
这应该给你买一包烟
- (艾拉笑声) - (商店响铃钟声)
喂！老兄,老兄
干杯,队友
厄尼的名字
罗伯特 很高兴再见
(嘲笑)好吧,这浪费了20美元
他拥有一家钻井公司
- 他妈的开玩笑 - (巴特傻笑)
宝贝,这真是太好了
你刚给镇上最富有的人20美元
- 你在嘲笑我吗？ - (喇叭蜂鸣音)
也许他会把它捐给慈善机构或其他什么
- 好吧,我会性交 - 你会控制它吗？
不,不,不,他们很熟悉
已经很多年了,但我们确实了解它们
哦,是的,嗯,他们是谁？不要让我陷入悬念
是的,好吧,看到金发女郎与那个家伙一起散步？
是啊,好,那是黛比梦露,伯尼的妹妹,
所以他们必须是她的孩子,艾拉,啊……
- 哦,呃,巴特 - 巴特！
- 天哪,他们没有成长！ - 是的,好吧,他们不缩水
我不知道这两个人是谁
嘿,黛比的第一任丈夫没有离开她或者别的什么？
是的,类似的东西
所以他们显然会去看伯尼
也许黛比在这里帮助他保住农场
你怎么知道这个农场？
爸爸,我有一家酒吧,我知道每个人的事
点了
嘿,看,我想留在这儿和你聊几个小时
但我有工作要做 呒哇
- 哦 - 再见,负鼠
谢谢你的帮助 没有你我就完蛋了！
(肯咯咯笑)
(音乐剧通过耳机播放)
小心！
怎么了,布鲁斯！
- 那是什么？ - 真他妈的白痴！
- 哦,耶稣 - 我的巧克力在哪里？
哦
10秒规则？
好
- 我可以买一些奇巧巧克力吗？ - 没有
(牛哞哞叫)
(小羊咩咩叫)
(笑)
(公鸡鸦叫)
哦,天啊,看着你！
- 哦,天啊！ - (男人笑声)
哦,我非常想念你 哦,天哪！
你高吗？
操我,你不是在开玩笑 他是一个巨人
- 你妈妈是个步行的吹箫者 - 嘘
那是你妈妈在说的
是的,但看看她
小艾拉博贝拉！(笑)
是的,伯尼叔叔,是我 (笑)
哦,我的小伙伴！
我非常想念你
- 嘿,这是一个不错的地方 - 是的
看看羊羔 你觉得他吃了吗？
- 是的,可能 伯尼:这是谁？
伯尼叔叔,这是我的男朋友,罗伯特
对人好点
嘿
我可以赤手空拳碾碎头骨
很高兴再见
很高兴认识你,伙计 只是和你在一起
是啊
很高兴看到你还在身边,布鲁斯
我能说什么？戴比制作一个平均的海绵蛋糕
很高兴再见,伯尼 好的
- 很高兴再见 - 是的
来吧,我们去看看吧
戴比:你们来吗？
哦,是的
他是个好人,但你不想让他生气
- 他可能是一个卑鄙的混蛋 - 从握手那里得到了
是啊 欢迎来到这个家庭
(叹息声)
你最好不要在帕特家和那只老拉布拉多猎狗乱搞
(狗吠声)
威士忌酒！
威士忌酒！(拍手)来吧,男孩！
你在哪里,男孩？
威士忌酒！(拍手)
(狗吠声)
- 威士忌酒！ - (狗吠声)
(金属音乐)
(隆隆的声音)
来吧,男孩 (喊声)来吧,男孩！
(噪音继续)
- (噪音继续) - (狗吠声)
- 威士忌,来这里,男孩 - (狗吠声)
(狗吠声)
(噪音继续)
(狗吠声)
- (金属砰声) - (狗吠声)
(铛！)
- (狗吠声) - (咆哮)
让他一个人,你这个混蛋！留下他一个人！
- (咆哮) - (狗吠声)
威士忌,来这里,男孩！
- (咆哮) - 过来！
(叫喊)
(继续呀)
(呜咽)
(继续呀)
(咆哮)
(呻吟声)
(动物喷鼻息)
(呻吟声)
(崩溃和骚扰的声音)
(崩溃的声音继续)
(咆哮)
(生物咆哮)
(咆哮威胁)
(男人尖叫)
(鸟哇哇叫)
(鸟尖叫)
男:(收音机)肯,伙计,你在吗？
仅仅 它像一只雄猫一样热,四个球在这里
你想要什么？
哦,看,伙计,我有点软
如果你愿意,我以为我会出来帮你一把
啊,你只想要我的身体
好吧,抓住你的赃物和一些冰和一些啤酒,嗯？
好
我会在酒吧停下来,我会把它们放在你的帐户上,对吧？
哦,哈,哈,哈,哈,哈
嘿,告诉萨沙我明早才回来,
这样的事,好吗？
不是一个问题,巴德 很快再见,伙计
是的,我等不及了
- 混蛋 - 收到
(咆哮)
(咆哮回声)
他妈的是那个？
(人们聊天)
萨沙:你去吧
(男人争辩)
- 男:哦,是的,你有 - 第二个男人:不,不
- 你去吧,亲爱的 - 对你好
你什么时候打电话给这个？
- 我告诉你什么了？ - 什么？
男:不,我没有标签 我以为你有标签
我以为你有标签
不,不,不 罗 我不付钱
- 我也不付钱 - (咯咯笑)
嘿,萨沙,什么时候是你那个精力充沛的父亲
会约会我约会吗？
你每周都会问我同样的他妈的问题
我给你相同的答案
对我的老人来说,你太过分了
她是对的 他不会持续五分钟
那是太多的信息
是的,你是对的
我需要一个能像我一样处理美洲狮的男性化男人
有点让我希望我今晚不露营
- 天啊,布鲁伊 - 天啊,你好吗？
哇,布鲁伊,不要鼓励她
让我猜猜 爸爸送你去啤酒和食物,对吗？
好吧,他没有说食物,但现在你提到了它
嗯 嗯,你知道冷室在哪里
我不是你的他妈的奴隶 就行了
好吧,好吧 天啊
我的这个帐户是谁？
- 你真的要问吗？ - 把它放在爸爸的标签上,对吗？
绞尽脑汁为我在那里过,是吗？
- 你可以为你付出他妈的的代价 - 好吧,你可以把它放在我们的
不,你们两个可以他妈的的闭嘴
(呻吟声)
不要让爸爸太生气
并确保他这次吃东西
- 这够吃吗？ - 我们会吃最后一块皮
在这里,你最好也采取这些
爸爸晚饭后喜欢吃点东西
我可以给他一顿饭后的款待
你是一个如此他妈的的蛋挞！
好吧,就那个说明,我不在这里
但我明天会抓住你
注意安全
不要太生气
啊,我们会和我们一起
是的,我知道你的他妈的意志,你这对老醉汉
我发誓我做的最糟糕的事情是买酒吧
再见
(夜鸟叫)
(女人笑声)
你认为这是个好主意吗？
嗯 最好的办法我有,像,永远,也许
我不希望马特和谢里听到我们的声音
然后保持安静
(尖叫声和笑声)
嗯
- 哦,我告诉你什么 - 嗯？
你去找我喝一杯
并确保马特和谢里不在外面
我可能会让你快点
- 诺言？ - (叹息声)
毕竟,我们不希望你的球爆炸
- 可能会变得非常混乱 - 是的
啊!我没事
太优雅了！
哦 哦,开玩笑 我很喜欢这个
耶稣基督
它到处都是 (叹息声)
肯:萨沙是个好厨师,嗯？她就像她的母亲一样
她只是喜欢她的母亲
是啊 她太棒了,不是吗,玛丽安娜？
嗯嗯
她走了多久,伙计？
15年
自从我埋葬他妈的心脏以来的15年
那是什么？
你看到了什么？
这是一场火灾吗？
篝火,我想 我可以弄几个帐篷
哦!
耶稣,你喝了多少他妈的纸盒,伙计？
比你更多,伙计
你一直在喝他妈的女人
温迪和安娜
今晚可以喝你的桌子底下,我估计
啊,胡说八道
什么他妈的的地狱
你觉得他们在这里露营吗？
我不认为他们得到了许可
你觉得他们到底是做什么的？
哦,那你觉得我们去看看,嗯？
哦,废话,伙伴,我的意思是这里的温暖和温暖
耶稣基督
哦,伙伴,伙伴 好的,我们会带上卡车,我们会开车
- 我太醉了,无法开车,伙计 - 是的,胡说八道
你太醉了开车,
你不是太醉了,不能把一支他妈的的步枪吊在肩膀上
哦,他妈的缘故
哦,你他妈的刺,等一下,
我会得到一些他妈的的小便和我们一起去
你继续像一个老他妈的女人,你这样做
挂了,伙计,哪里是他妈的的三明治？
- 哦,为了他妈的缘故 - 火炬,伴侣怎么样？
快点,公主
你会最终使整个营,你会在路上
伙伴,我们要花一个他妈的的时间走路
我们只是去散散步
它不会杀了你 来吧
为基督的缘故！
女孩指南
(大声噼啪声)
(沙沙作响噪音)
(大声轰隆声)
- (男人呻吟声) - (树枝噼啪声)
瑞恩,是你吗？
(噪音继续)
(安静)
(爆炸声)
瑞安,不要屁股 这不好笑
(崩溃)
哦,你真是个混蛋
- (噪音继续) - (格斗)
螺丝切断你今晚,
整个月我都要把你砍掉！
(大声噼啪声)
(消息声)
哦,瑞恩,你在哪里？
请告诉我你在外面
- (呼噜声) - (大声噼啪声)
请
(鼻子的声音越来越近)
瑞恩？
(安静)
瑞恩？
(咆哮)
(惨叫)
(生物咆哮)
布鲁:这只是我还是那个篝火
似乎越走越远了？
我们过了一半,老伙伴 停止你的牢骚
我不像以前那么年轻,伙计
这些天我走得最远的地方是从酒吧到酒吧
这让我想起,今天我在酒吧里
我看到了安娜和温迪
他们想和我们一起露营
哦,基督
年轻萨沙制止它,虽然
好吧,谢谢他妈的
因为我不会碰它们中的任何一个
如果他们是这个星球上最后一个活着的猫
你最后会得到一个充满疱疹的拐杖
或他妈的鸡巴腐烂
来吧,让我们开始吧
什么,你认为他们有剂量？
我打赌我的左肺就在上面,伙计
拉屎！希望你是他妈的的开玩笑,友好
我不是在开玩笑
啊,基督
来吧,痘痘球,快点
(呻吟声)
- (尖叫) - 嘿,嘿,你听到了吗？
那是一声尖叫,不是吗？
是的,绝对是一个尖叫,伙伴
你看到了什么？你看到了什么,伙计？
他妈的是什么？
不管我是从我的胸口生气,伙伴,
或者那是我见过的最大的他妈的野猪
在这里,你比我更好 你来看看
圣母玛利亚,上帝的母亲！那是一个怪物！
好吧,拍他妈的东西！
(射击枪)
- 请告诉我你明白了 - 不,伙伴
- 不,这是……它已经消失了 - 哦,狗屎
伙伴们,我们必须回到那辆他妈的的卡车上去寻求帮助
不,伙计,我们离他们比离卡车更近
我们必须找到他们,我们将带他们的一辆车
伙计,谁曾经在那里
没有更多的他妈的！
伙计,我们必须尝试,你知道,
为了基督的缘故,我们必须去找他妈的！
哦,耶稣
耶稣基督！
哦……哦……哦
耶稣基督
肯,看,伙伴,看
哦,伙伴,我不是他妈的失明 我可以看到,好吗？
他妈的在这里发生了什么？
哦,耶稣,看那个
她是……
布鲁,她是……
(结巴)他们……他们只是孩子,伙计
(肯呻吟)啊……还有更多
- 你怎么知道的？ - 有两个帐篷,对吗？
我的意思是,他们不会来这里露营
睡在帐篷分开,是他们,你知道吗？
所以,嗯,很好,通过这个判断,嗯……
……这个,啊,这个女孩,队友,嗯……
……我……我估计他们会在那个帐篷里睡觉
而其他孩子一定是起飞了
当那只他妈的的大猪袭来时
现在,给我一点,给我一点 这里
哦,基督 我们没有任何子弹,伙计
- 什么？ - 我没装弹夹
哦,狗屎 你为什么不他妈的检查它,你这个笨蛋？
- 好吧,因为…… - 没有他妈的子弹！
我怎么知道我们要去找他妈的猪
他妈的犀牛的大小？
耶稣基督
布鲁,你将不得不回到卡车,伙计
我……手套箱里有子弹
而且……我会呆在这里,看看能否找到这些孩子
不,不 他妈的,伙计
我不会自己离开你
而且我也不会独自一人回到那里
布鲁,我没有子弹
如果怪物他妈的回来,我们坐在鸭子身边
你知道,你必须回到卡车上
我不会把这些孩子自己留在灌木丛中
你知道,他们会害怕他妈的无聊
所以你必须开始
那么,你还在等什么呢？
布鲁,看,你可以做到这一点 你会在一半的时间内回来
你最后一次慢跑是什么时候？
好吧,我会回到他妈的的卡车,伙计
但你环顾四周,看看这里有一辆他妈的的车,
进入混蛋并接我
因为,伙计,我们都是没有他妈的步枪的死人
所以这是武器首先,然后我们寻找他妈的的孩子,对吗？
伙计,伙计,我会……我会尽我所能,我会环顾四周,好的,
但你刚开始,好吗？
- 拿着他妈的的火炬 - 不,你……你……
不,我不需要他妈的火炬,你知道的
我可以把火堆起来 你拿着吧
- 继续,继续,开始 - 我走了,他妈的的小便
- 哦,布鲁 布鲁！ - 什么？
伙计,尽可能快地去
但找到一个大妈妈的棍子
抓住它以防万一,好吗？
得到它了！
耶稣基督
(布鲁裤子和喃喃自语)
哦,哦,耶稣 (扑通！)
- 那是什么？ - (隆隆声)
嘿!你是那里营地里的孩子吗？
(隐隐咆哮)
你他妈的野狗！
哦,耶稣！他妈的！
哦,耶稣 (裤子)
- (咆哮) - 哦,狗屎！
什么……？
- (尖叫声) - (喘气)
- (咆哮) - 哦
圣洁的耶稣基督
- (低咆哮) - (裤子)哦,耶稣
(咆哮)
我知道你在外面
我知道你在外面！
- 我知道你在那儿 - (咆哮)
(树枝声噼啪声)
(喘气)哦,耶稣
快来找我！
哦,你真他妈的
哦,耶稣！
(吸食)
(树枝声噼啪声)
哦,哦！
(吸食)
你混蛋,你在哪里？
(吼叫)
来吧！
(咆哮)
来吧 来吧
来吧！
快来找我
快来找我吧,你这个私生子
(吼叫)
(远离咆哮)
你的他妈的车在哪里？
马修
你在哪里,马修？
(树枝声噼啪声)
我希望你知道如何回到营地
是的,它只是在这里
不要惊慌,这可能只是瑞安和汉娜乱糟糟的
这是瑞恩会做的事情
我想告诉你关于这个“雅拉玛雅呼”(又名:澳洲吸血鬼/红脸恶魔)
来这里坐一会儿
所以,“雅拉玛雅呼”,对,
他就像一个小红人,好吧,
而他看起来有点像恶魔,是吗？
他没有任何牙齿,这对吸血鬼来说很奇怪
而且他的皮肤都有光泽,就像……像丝绸一样
无论如何,他爬上了树高
跟踪他的受害者
你知道,他像树上的猴子一样移动,哦,哦,哦
但他没有发出声音
他仔细观察着他们,把它们调整起来
然后他把它们偷偷地站在它们正上方,
就在他下一顿饭之上
然后,当他准备好了,
他跳了,
将这些类似章鱼的触须包裹在受害者身边,
从他们身上吸取所有血液
现在,他也可以脱臼他的下巴,像一条蛇,
他可以吞下他的受害者
然后,当他吃完饭后,他休息,
让它全部沉淀在他的肚子里
然后当他醒来时,
他立即把所有的东西都倒回
在地板上
在一堆垃圾和黏糊糊的东西里
有一个新生的婴儿叫“雅拉玛雅呼”
- 首先,这很恶心 - (哗啦啦)
- 你听到了吗？ - (咆哮)
我现在不打算睡觉或吃一个星期了
- 其次…… - 说真的,嘘一会儿
我听到了什么 递给我火炬
我不给你火炬
(咆哮的咆哮)
我想这里有一头野猪
当然有
有树袋熊,袋鼠
和一些荒谬的内陆吸血鬼
而现在野猪正在跟踪我们！
我是认真的 给我一个他妈的的火炬！
(树枝声噼啪声)
- (石头命中马特) - 你的故事没有意义
你什么意思？
你的吸血鬼雪人的故事,它没有任何意义
这不是我的故事 这是土着传说
(咆哮)
马特:瑞恩 是你吗？
谢里登,我们必须保持安静一秒钟
- 为什么？ - 只是“嘘……嘘……嘘”
(吵闹的声音)
好吧,我总是被告知树袋熊从树上垂下来
当他们的爪子落下时,
它们挂在你的头上,让你离开地面
我是认真的！他妈的搞定了！
冷静,宝贝 那太粗鲁了
对不起 我只需要你安静一下,好吗？
(叫声)
我要把灯关掉
什么？
操我！
(咯咯)
谢里！
帮我！
有人帮忙！
让她走！
(生物咆哮)
什么他妈的？！
他妈的是什么？
(安静)
(崩溃的声音)
哦,狗屎！
嘿,亲爱的,你在那边呼吸？
来吧,你们其中一个好
- (谢里丹咳嗽) - 哦,耶稣
哦,耶稣,耶稣
啊 对不起,亲爱的 (肯喘气)
(压制的声音)
哦,嘘,没关系,没关系,没关系
- 你不必说话 - 这不是跌跌撞撞
不,是的,我知道
什么是你的名字？
谢谢谢里丹
是吗？我的名字是肯,嘿？
现在,试着放松一下吧
你很震惊,亲爱的,嘿？
现在,我只需要你保持冷静
帮帮我,好吧 嘿？
- 好？ - (崩溃的声音)
马特好吗？
不,不,不是,他不是
这是你,我们已经有了担心,现在,虽然,嗯？
(咆哮)
(谢里丹喘气)
谢里丹,谢里丹,你必须保持静止,好的,
而且非常,非常安静
(谢里丹呜咽)
我需要你尽可能安静,好吗？
我知道这很疼 我知道这很疼
但……
……我需要你……
……仍然
我会带他离开这里
- 不！没有！ - 不,不,是……这是……没关系
没关系 我从小就一直这样做
是吗？
我从小就开始这样做
嘿!
(哨)
(咆哮)
来吧,来吧,你们杂乱无章！
你是猪,我是他妈的大坏妈！
那是对的,丑陋的胆量,来吧,跟我来！
耶稣！
(裤子)
谢里丹,谢里丹,你必须站起来
你必须站起来,好吗？
我得把你赶出去
哦哦
哦,耶稣
哦 我很抱歉,小家伙 我很高兴……我很抱歉
(崩溃的声音)
(叫喊)
(呻吟声)
我要来了,玛丽安娜
来吧,你这件事！
萨沙……沙！
(鸟啁啾)
妈妈,我不认为我可以吃另一口
我准备爆炸了
你会爆炸,是吗？(嗤之以鼻)
这不适合你,亲爱的,这是伯尼叔叔的
他已经有三份了！
艾莉,我是一个成长中的男孩
是的,男孩的权利,
今天早上你把巴特赶到洗手间的方式
那么,什么是今天的安排,伯尼？
我一直以为我们可以开车到帕托的农场,
我们可以去野餐,在河里游泳,
当太阳开始下降时,我们可以做一些观察
- 是的,我们去游泳吧 - 你想去游泳吗？
嘿,伯尼叔叔,你觉得我们可以拿出一些枪吗？
- 也许只是…… - 戴比
巴特想知道我们是否可以拿枪
伯尼,你知道我对枪支的看法
我认为那里至少有一个安全性
布鲁斯,这不是一个坏主意
你说什么？为了安全起见,德布斯？
你们充满了它
你只想像突击队员一样潜入灌木丛中
并拍摄狗屎
好吧,我见过查理的农场
我知道那里有毛骨悚然的人准备把你割伤,强奸你
- 戴比:罗比！ - 我现在可以告诉你,
所有那些山地人都会射击你
在你踏上他们的财产之前
好吧,我估计我可以在50米处射中一个罐子
- 可能是25米,我不知道 - 是对的吗？
在去年的展会上,有了鸭子,
你没有拍一个,他们在两米之外？
是啊,好,那场比赛被操纵
巴特打了其中三个
其中三个
但是你一直想让我赢得泰迪熊的方式,
那很甜蜜
我并没有想要赢得你的屎,
我试图证明一点,游戏是被操纵的
巴特:无论如何
如果我没记错的话,
你是夜晚的赢家
那就对了 我是赢家,不是吗？
- (两个吻) - 你说对不对？
那么,我们如何去的全部走出去,伯尼？
- 那个人,我的朋友 - 这是个什么样的人？
罗伯特:噢,这是个什么样的人！
为什么真他妈的你必须去嫁给一个美国佬？
布鲁斯,这是我们昨晚带到酒吧的车
- 我知道！ - 是的,我知道你做到了
亲爱的,谢谢你
什么旋钮
我要去游泳了
我要加入你 你们想装车吗？
啊,妈妈,关于枪……
好吧,一把枪 伯尼,我的意思是,只有一个
伯尼:很好,很好,一把枪 得到它了
- 哦,他妈的！ 戴比:伯尼！
布鲁塞尔,我吓唬你了吗？
你需要放松,城市男孩 被压抑的压力太大了
(布鲁斯呻吟声和大笑声)
来吧,罗比
我们去填补巡洋舰
- 这是罗伯特 - 不,我更喜欢罗比
嘿 让他叫你罗比 这样更容易
来吧,布鲁塞尔
填补队伍
(布鲁斯咯咯笑)人员！
(音乐播放)
(人们聊天)
(喘气)
是的,你喜欢那样,不是吗？
好像那种喜欢打屁股的女孩
为什么你不弯腰让我的脚踩到你的屁股上
看看你有多喜欢这个？
- 听起来很纠结 我喜欢它 - 达摩！
控制你他妈的笨蛋！
他有一点意见 你是一个他妈的白痴
我知道了
让我自己说得很清楚
因为我刚刚有足够的你他妈的狗屎
如果你他妈的再碰我一次
我会扯掉你的手臂,我会用它击败你
我为你的轻率行为给你一张免费通行证怎么样？
我会让你打我 我不会试图阻止你
来吧,宝贝 放下一些紧张局势吧
你真他妈！
- 把他妈的从我的酒吧里拿出来！ - (男人笑声)
继续！你在我的地板上漏水,你混蛋！
他妈的荡妇！你以为你是谁？
你告诉她一些他妈的尊重,你有点害羞
伯尼,从这里得到一大堆麻烦
他在我的酒吧里发臭了
男:呀呼！
(人鼓掌)
他在做什么？
艾拉:我认为他把他击倒了
- 你看到了吗？天哪！ - 哎哟！
那个,罗伯特,就是你让他叫你罗比的原因
得到它了
你没事,萨沙？
- 是的,真是个笨蛋 - 是的
嘿,我控制住了,你知道
我知道你做到了 我刚刚为你完成它
啊,真是一个镜头,大家伙！
萨沙:你闭嘴
谢谢,爱 我能得到什么？
我要带家人到巴顿去游泳
我可能会把你的冰箱清理干净
别担心
你在追求什么？
邀请一些甜甜圈,萨沙
- 巴特的一些巧克力 - 是的,是的当然,爱
饮料怎么样？
是的 只是软饮料 那太好了
- 我能得到一些冰过,在那里？ - 是的,亲,不用担心
谢谢
给我20美元,亲,没关系
嘿,如果你看到爸爸在那里,
你可以让他给我打个电话吗？
他昨晚和布鲁伊一起去了
他应该今天早上回来
但我没有收到他们的消息
当然 他昨天在巴顿工作了吗？
是啊 我试着打电话给他的手机
但我刚收到他的电话答录机
但也许他们没有接待
不用担心,然后
如果我看到一对老醉汉,我会把它们送回家
他们的腿之间有尾巴
谢谢你,亲爱的
- 再见,大家伙 - 见,伙伴
- 再见,伯尼 - 见,伙伴
(伯尼怒吼)
来吧,解决！
(两个咆哮和格兰特)
嘿,伯尼,小心点,该死的
他不会伤害巴特 他太保护他了
是的,我知道,但他不知道自己的力量
如果他不小心,
巴特将最终进入其中一棵树
(巴特说话隐约)
- 伯尼,我的意思是！ - 放松,姐妹
你的母亲变软了
- 哦,嘿！ - 是的,那已经成熟了
哦 我要起飞大约半个小时
做什么的？
萨沙说肯和布鲁都在某处
她有点担心,因为他们没有回家
当他们说他们会
那么,你怎么去找他们？
这个房产不是超过200万英亩吗？
前几天我和肯说话
他告诉我他正在西篱笆上工作
那只是一些点击
所以我将在围栏线上快速跑一下并查看它
想和他一起去吗？
你想布鲁斯和你一起去吗？
(咯咯笑)不
布鲁塞尔可以待在这里,保护家人,伙计
不用担心,伙计
伯尔尼,我将留在这里保护家人
这是伯尼,伙伴 不是伯尔尼 伯尼
好的,然后
- 他吓到我了 - 是的
他吓唬每个人,那个
(汽车启动)
(汽车喇叭蜂鸣音)
(鸟啁啾)
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# 哟,贵宾
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# 好吧,停止协作并倾听
# 冰回归了我的全新发明
# 抓住了我的东西
# 每天和每晚像鱼叉一样流动
# 它会永远停止哟,我不知道
# 关灯,我发光
# 极端我摇滚麦克风就像一个破坏者…… #
# 现在派对正在跳跃
# 低音开始,拉斯维加斯正在抽水
# 快到点到没有伪造
# 我正在烹饪细胞,就像一磅培根
# 烧他们我们不快速灵活
# 听到钹声时,我发疯了
# 具有加速节奏的踩镲
# 我在滚动时间去…… #
(远程噪音)
布鲁斯:你们听到了吗？
我什么都没听到
你聋了吗？是的,我听到了
听起来像爆炸什么的
- 你没有听到吗？ - 没有
是的,是的,确实如此
我想我要去看看
为什么？
我只想
- 真的吗？ - 是的
是啊,好了,好,随身带着一个男孩
- 我不想去 - 我不会那么远
这只是为了安全,尊敬 带上罗伯特
继续,宝贝 你终于可以扮演士兵了
是的,你喜欢那个,不是吗,对吧？咦？
给我一个吻 另一个
- 戴比:亲爱的,等等罗伯特 - 停下来
(艾拉笑声)
照顾我的男孩,布鲁斯
提问,忘记你的望远镜！
(格鲁斯和格兰特)
(愤怒的咕噜声)
操我！
(戏剧音乐)
(鸟呼叫)
我打算让埃利嫁给我
什么？
有多久你们已经走出去,像7,8个月？
她就是那个,布鲁斯
当你知道它时,你就知道了 生活对于假设来说太短暂了
你告诉黛比了吗？
还没有
我估计她会很开心,你不觉得吗？
好吧,她喜欢你,所以我应该这样想,是的
我的意思是,我唯一的建议
确保这是你们想要做的
是,伙计
人们很多时候都会参加
当他们处于星光璀璨的阶段时……
是的,好吧,我们是成年人,布鲁斯
嗯,你知道,婚姻并不是一切都很有趣和游戏
你必须长期参与其中
我是
你知道,我一直在帮助抚养埃利这么久
我觉得她是真正的父亲
我只是想让你知道,如果你伤害了她……
……我会伤害你的
布鲁斯,我不会有任何其他方式
你知道,我不想在这里沉重,
我不想在你的口袋里撒尿
但是,你知道,我对你不太了解,
我不知道你的童年或你的父母
这到底有什么用？
好吧,它与它有关
因为我想确保埃利很开心
我的父母真的很好,布鲁斯
他们真的很好
嗯,这很好,因为婚姻是永久性的
提醒我,布鲁斯,
你现在结婚多少次了？
三次
是啊 是的,这是我的观点
对于不该做的事,我是个孩子
是啊
看……我很抱歉,如果我生气了你
别担心
让我们检查那个乐队,然后我们会回去,好吗？
是啊
你就在那里,小家伙？你看起来有点不合适
啊,看,这可能不算什么,厄尼,
但是爸爸和布鲁昨晚露营了
爸爸说他早上第一件事就是回来了
我整天都没有收到他的消息
我甚至无法让他接受他妈的的电话
你试过布鲁的手机吗？我把他的号码放在某个地方
我尝试了20次,30次
- 平时,爱情？ - 是的,拜托
那不像你爸爸
我的意思是,他是正常的,但 他会没事的
除了灰尘和空气之外什么都没有
那是一堆狗屎,厄尼,你知道的！
那里有一些东西正在敲打围栏
几个月来杀死了牲畜
你的意思是你声称看过的怪物野猪？
没有声称已经看过,我看到了！
- 啊,你喝醉了 - 我知道我所看到的
你到底看到了什么,杰克,
因为我所听到的只是二手谣言
他们变得更加他妈的荒谬
他们每次被告知
好吧,你记得在高速公路上砸了
进城来,对,大约12个月前？
你记得他们找不到这对夫妻吗？
所有的警察都发现了这辆失事的汽车,对吗？
是啊
好吧,我是从鲍勃的卡车里回来的
我看着窗外
我在这个围场发现了一些东西
大约300或400米外
所以我对它感到厌倦……我妈的喝醉了,这是一只野猪！
它看起来像一头野猪
这是一个他妈的组合面包车的大小！
是的,所以我跟着聚光灯跟着它
而我正在开车,我正在开车
它开始越来越近,对,
它距离大约100米
我可以看到这个混蛋
有一个人挂在嘴里
嗯,这是一个女性,确切地说,
和她有长头发,你知道,
而她就像一个布娃娃一样挂在那里
我自欺欺人
然后我不小心失去了对斑点手柄的控制
萨沙:来吧 你在骗我,对吗？
猪不会变得那么他妈的,他们不会吃人
我知道我所看到的
我可能已经喝醉了,
是的,我不应该开车或什么的
好吧,它可能是什么,呃,嗯？
也许这是一头吃草的牛,嗯？
好吧,无论我什么时候碰到斑点
它早已不复存在
杰克,你怎么知道这不是毛茸茸的家伙？
我看到她的乳房,他们像那样挂在上面
伙计,如果有什么东西在那里
和你说的一样大,
翻倒围栏和恐吓牲畜,
它需要的不仅仅是一支步枪和一支子弹来减慢它的速度
是啊 是啊
什么,你相信他？
是的,好吧,我听过更奇怪的故事
你相信我看到一只带着小孩的怪物猪？
嘿？
当我说……我跟警察说话
他们只是嘲笑我
是啊 嗯,你知道是怎么回事,
这里的每个人都认为我有一些松散的东西
在顶部围场,如果你知道我的意思
伙计,你醉酒的滑稽动作
在这里赢得了很多声誉
萨沙:这不是事实吗？
我还记得你在做裸体运动
- 在街上上下 - 是的！
萨沙:杰克,这是我想看不见的东西！
(全笑)
好吧,伙计,如果那里有什么
和你估计的一样大
我想更多的人会看到它
比疯狂的老杰克
是的,是的,是的,是的,谢谢,伙伴 (笑)
看到？
嗯,你知道,不管它是什么,即使它不是怪物猪,
有些东西正在消灭牲畜
并粉碎围栏
厄尼:还是什么都没有？
不,嘿,你知道吗？
伯尼的那里,游泳与他的家人
我要给他一个机会
如果我有电话,
如果我有一部手机和其中一部相机,
我想拍张照,但我没有电话
我没有电话
对了
- 恩,你能帮我个忙吗？ - 当然
你能看几个小时的酒吧吗？
你知道吗,我会在那里开车
如果他们已经崩溃并且他们没有接待怎么办？
这是一个三小时的车程
你会一直在那里徒步旅行
给两个老家伙？
也许他们只是在宿醉中睡觉
那样的话,我就把他们俩
踢给廷巴克图
所以你能为我看酒吧吗？
杰克:是的,我会照顾你,蜂蜜
我有这个,伙计
他妈的不,我回来时想要股票
一切都在文件夹中
但无论如何,蒂娜会在几个小时内进入
她知道一切都在哪里
好的,非常感谢你,亲爱的
你想让我和你一起来吗？
不,我要你留在这儿喝酒,对吧？
本周末我有租金到期了
那对你来说很重要
是的,好吧,所有的饮料都在厄尼上！
(所有的欢呼)
如果你是黑人,可以免费享用饮品
你这个白人家伙正在支付双倍的费用
杰克:我要去外面快速晒黑
(苍蝇嗡嗡声)
罗伯特:他妈的是什么？
(吸食)
哇！什么他妈的？！
他妈的是什么？
这是他妈的猪
(卷缩)
拉屎！哦,天哪！
那太疯狂了！
(吼叫)
- 他妈的,我离开了！ - 唉！
他妈的懦夫！
(射击枪)
(野猪尖叫和咆哮)
(鸟尖叫)
(遥远的叫喊)
跑！
妈妈
妈妈！出了点问题
跑！
(裤子)
- 跑！ - 那是什么,亲爱的？
- 跑！ - 我可以看到罗伯特
- 逃跑！ - 他一个人,他正在跑步
他看起来很害怕
他妈的是什么？
- 逃跑！ - 布鲁斯在哪里？
跑！
- 我想他希望我们跑 - 布鲁斯在哪里？
(喘气)
我不喜欢这个 出了点问题
不,坚持下去
有一个疯狂的他妈的猪！
可怜的小家伙害怕野猪
布鲁斯,妈妈,哪里？
戴比:布鲁斯在哪里？
他死了
你说什么？
巴特:他满是狗屎
- 他说“死”了吗？ 巴特:小心！
(艾拉尖叫)
来吧,我们走吧！
- 罗比！ - 我们走吧！
罗比！
来吧,宝贝,我们得走了！
我们现在必须走了 你一定要来
- 来吧,埃利！ - 起床！
戴比:起床！
来吧,拿走这个吧！
来吧,埃利 起床！
罗比！
来吧！给我那个
到另一边！别回头看！
他妈的去！
(艾拉尖叫)戴比:来吧！
(艾拉继续发声)
来吧！
伯尼:来吧
来吧,埃利！
我不想死 (艾拉哀号)
伯尼:起床！(艾拉呜咽)
来吧,巴特,快点
(破解声音)
伯尼:来吧！
(咆哮)
(艾拉哀号)
他妈的地狱！
巴特！
妈妈！
宝贝,别动了
别动！
- 妈妈！ - (戴比尖叫)
(惨叫)
妈妈！妈妈！
- 不！ - 不！
来吧！走！
来吧！来吧！
(戴比和艾拉呜咽)
来吧！来吧！
(呼喊指令)
(戴比呜咽)
哦,天啊,不
来吧！我们只需要站起来 我们会安全的
艾拉:哪里？(戴比呜咽)
走 走,走！
戴比:救救我！ 艾拉:我在努力！
(泣)
来吧
他妈的！他妈的！
他妈的,他妈的,他妈的！
我可以 我可以
没关系 我可以
照顾好你的妈妈
你为什么让我的儿子死？
为什么,伯尼,你为什么不试着拯救他？
对不起,姐姐
(叫喊)你为什么不拯救我的儿子？
你他妈的为什么不试试？
- 为什么？为什么？ - 我很抱歉
(呜咽)为什么,伯尼？
没关系,妈妈
巴特可能没事
我们必须保持积极态度
不,他走了
他们都走了 他们都死了
他们都死了！
我们只有一种方法可以实现这一目标
我们需要杀死那个过度生长的患病的笨蛋
我们怎么样……我们怎么杀了它？我们没有枪
它是如何变得如此之大？
- 这不正常,是吗？ - 没有
这绝对不正常,埃利
我从未见过那么大的野猪
(戴比呜咽)伯尼,我们怎么杀了它？
我们没有枪！
没关系
不行！(呜咽)
它……我的孩子
- 我的小男孩 - 没关系,妈妈
我很抱歉,戴比 对不起
伯尼
我的宝贝
她睡着了吗？
是啊 真的很冷
你认为我们可以在这里使用这种木材
起火并保暖？
不明白为什么不
所以我们有一个更轻但没有枪
我以为你睡着了
你能睡觉吗？
我要去外面,抓更多的木材和点燃
它会让你更容易开火
- 不,不要那样做 没关系 - 没关系
它只是在那里
当我在外面时,你们会留意窗外的窗户
伯尼,别……不要去
请不要去,不
没关系,我有刀
准备？
两种:不
伯尼,明白了！
来吧,在我身后 慢 慢慢地,慢慢地
- 放轻松,大家伙 - (模糊)
现在,当我说跑,
你他妈的跑,好吗？
- 我们在哪里跑？ - 那样
就在谷仓后面
难道你不伤害我,大家伙
好
跑！
走！去,埃利,去,去吧
(惨叫)
(叫喊)
让我们这样做,你丑陋他妈的！
带来那个狗屎！
(叫喊)
我们已经走了好几年了,妈妈
我想我们应该设置一堆火点并变暖
猪怎么样？如果它回来怎么办？
巴特告诉我他在灰熊上观看的一部纪录片
他说他们害怕火灾
也许它也吓跑了猪 妈妈,值得一试
他是一个好孩子,我的巴特
好的,宝贝,是的 让我们……让我们建立巴特的火焰,嗯？
也许他会找到我们的那种方式
(沙沙作响声音)
你在做什么？
我正在制作手持式火把
就像巴特和布鲁斯在野营旅行中所做的那样
几年前
那是个好主意 我也会做一个
他教了我很多东西
你认为伯尼叔叔杀了它吗？
如果有人能杀死它,那就是伯尼叔叔,好吗？
妈妈,抓住我的一个并点亮它
哦,它有效
(咆哮)
回来
好 好的,好的
(艾拉尖叫)
逃离！
他妈的！他妈的！
她好吗？
没关系
没关系 我没事,我没事
(野猪喷鼻息)
(萨沙裤子)
(野猪咆哮和喷鼻息)
杰克是对的
(卷缩)
黛比,去拿步枪
下了车的后座,快捷
(野猪怒吼)
(装枪)
只是呼吸！
杀了它,妈妈！
(装枪)
(火灾)
- 他死了吗？ - 是的它死了
来吧 我们走吧
(发动引擎)
你一定是在开玩笑吧
是他们
哦,上帝！
巴特！
伯尼
哦,来吧,我们走吧 你说得对吗？
伯尼,不仅仅是一个让你失望的怪物男孩,嘿,嘿？
你不知道！
我们明天要去城里
伯尼,你跟我们一起去
我想我可能他妈的加入你
(野猪咆哮)
(来势汹汹的号叫)
(EERIE MUSIC)
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - (DOG BARKS)
- What the hell happened? - It was a rabbit.
(SIGHS) You nearly killed us for a rabbit?
Well, you wouldn't want me to kill it, would ya?
Oh, babe, I don't care about the stupid little bunny,
you nearly killed us.
(GRUNTING)
(ALL GRUNT AND SQUEAL)
(GRUNTING AND SQUEALING CONTINUE)
What was that?
Pigs. Lots of pigs.
Oh, look, there's another one, still trotting along.
What are they doing?
I don't know, maybe something startled them.
Yeah, babe, like what?
Maybe there's a hunter out there.
(ROARING)
What the FUCK was that?
OK, let's get out of here! (STARTS ENGINE)
(SNARLING)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(SHOP BELL DINGS)
- Ah, how's it going, mate? - Not bad at all, mate.
Did you hear about Bernie?
Bank's trying to foreclose on the poor bastard.
I heard. Bunch of snot-nosed assholes, if you ask me.
- Too right. - They just don't get it.
I mean, if they'd get out of their fancy city offices
and come down here,
they'd understand we're in the middle of a bloody drought.
Hey, mate, the ah, Genny. The lid.
Anyway, what about yourself, mate? Knocking a few over?
Not even trying, mate.
I've been doing a bit of fencing.
Something's been tearing the fences down there
at old Patterson's farm there.
- Oh, yeah. - Keeping me busy though, eh?
- (BRAKES SCREECH) - Hey, hang on, what's that?
Is that Bob?
Yeah, that's him. Look at the old bastard.
Get a fucking job, youse poofters.
- (LAUGHTER) - Jesus.
That old bloody pisspot,
I mean, he shouldn't be driving around anymore.
He reckons the same thing's happening up at his farm too.
- Yeah? What's that? - Ah, knocked down fences.
He's down a few sheep too.
- Yeah? - Something's killed them, yeah.
What, all nine of them?
He's probably stewed 'em up and forgotten about it.
I mean, look at him...
he's a hundred mile of bad bloody road.
Hey, Gail's daughter works for the quack.
She reckons he's been diagnosed with dementia,
so I wouldn't be at all surprised.
I couldn't give a fuck because I've got things to do, alright,
I've got places to go, I've got to go to work.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I've got a fair drive ahead.
Alright, alright. See you in the pub though?
Ah, yeah, ah, maybe. I don't know.
Ah, bastard.
(SHOP BELL DINGS)
(COW MOOS)
(BIRDS CAW)
(CAR APPROACHES)
- (THUMP!) - Brucey!
Sure you don't want me to drive, Bruce?
No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.
- You sure? - Yeah, oh, yeah.
Come on, Bruce, just let Robbie drive for a while.
Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
We'll get in the back and we'll make out.
Well, that sounds good. I'll pull over for that.
Mum, that's gross.
You are not doing that while I'm in the car.
Well, actually, sweetheart,
Bruce and I make out all the time, even in the car.
- Mm-hm! - Blah!
Yeahhh!
Come on, let your parents have some fun.
We can have the front to ourselves.
Remember when you did that thing when I was driving to Sydney?
Um, you'd better not be doing that.
It's called a blowjob, Mum.
I don't care what it's called,
you don't do that while you're driving, it's dangerous.
I was actually talking about this other thing that she does.
Kind of tickles.
- She does it with her tongue. - She does.
You are such an asshole, Bart!
Takes one to know one.
Ow! Fucking dick!
I wasn't talking about blowjobs, you little shit.
- Oh, guys, stop it! - Oh, sorry, babe.
OK, cabin fever has officially set in.
I don't know about you guys
but I'm hungry enough to eat the crotch out of a low-flying duck.
What? What the fuck did he just say?
It's the ass out of a low-flying duck.
DEBBIE: Robbie!
It sounds so shit when he says it.
Well, hey, look, I'm doing the best I can here.
DEBBIE: You're trying.
I suggest the next town we pull over and get some grub.
- Good idea. ELLA: Sounds great, Bruce.
You want to stop so you can give Robbie a little tongue tickle.
Hey, Bart. Bart.
- WHAT? - You a virgin?
Robert, stop it, OK.
He's saving himself for the right woman, aren't you, baby?
Hey, Bart, you can't be a virgin because your face is fucked.
OK, we're pulling over.
- Thank fuck for that. DEBBIE: Robbie.
Sorry, Deb.
(BIRD CAWS)
(CAWS)
- Morning, possum. - Morning.
Hey, Dad, those folks look familiar to you?
Oh, look at the ass on that, would ya, eh?
Like two possums fighting in a paper bag.
Dad!
Which reminds me,
are those jeans tight enough on you, do you reckon?
Ha, ha, ha.
Bugger me.
Can you put a leash on it, old man?
She's way too young for you. Here.
If you can still raise your sword,
you're still in the fight.
Yeah, well, stop your perving and come give me a hand,
it's almost 10 o'clock.
(ELLA GIGGLES)
- Get a room, you two. - Ha, ha, I would if I could.
Hi.
Young lady, you wouldn't have a smoke on you, would you?
Sorry, I don't smoke.
Vape then. You look like a lady who does vapour.
No smokes, no vapes.
I tell you what, though.
Here.
This ought to buy you a pack of smokes.
- (ELLA GIGGLES) - (SHOP BELL DINGS)
Oi! Here ya, boss.
Cheers, mate.
Ernie's the name.
Robert. Nice to meet ya.
(SCOFFS) Well, that was a waste of 20 bucks.
And he owns a drilling company.
- Got to be fucking joking. - (BART SMIRKS)
That was really sweet of you, baby.
You just gave $20 to probably the richest man in town.
- Are you mocking me? - (HORN BEEPS)
Maybe he'll give it to charity or something.
- Well, I'll be fucked. - Will you rein it in?
No, no, no, they're familiar.
It's been years but we do know them.
Oh, yeah, well, who are they? Don't keep me in suspense.
Yeah, well, see that blonde sheila walking with that bloke?
Yeah, well, that's Debbie Monroe, Bernie's sister,
so they'd have to be her kids, Ella and, ah...
- Oh, um, Bart. - Bart!
- Holy shit, haven't they grown! - Yeah, well, they don't shrink.
I don't know who the two blokes are.
Hey, didn't Debbie's first husband leave her or something?
Yeah, something like that.
So they're obviously going over to see Bernie.
Maybe Debbie's here to help him keep the farm.
How'd you know about the farm?
Dad, I own a pub, I know everyone's business.
Point taken.
Hey, look, I'd like to stay here and chat to you for hours
but I've got work to do. Mwah.
- Oh. - See you, possum.
Thanks for your help. I'd be fucked without ya!
(KEN CHUCKLES)
(MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH EARPHONES)
Watch out!
What the hell, Bruce!
- What was that? - What a fucking idiot!
- Oh, Jesus. - Where's my chocolate?
Oh.
10-second rule?
OK.
- Can I have some KitKat? - No.
(COW MOOS)
(LAMBS BLEAT)
(LAUGHS)
(ROOSTER CROWS)
Oh, my God, look at you!
- Oh, my God! - (MAN LAUGHS)
Oh, I've missed you so much. Oh, my God!
Are you taller?
Fuck me, you weren't kidding. He's a giant.
- Your mum's a walking headjob. - Shh.
That's my mother you're talking about.
Yeah, but look at her.
Little Ella bo Bella! (CHUCKLES)
Yeah, Uncle Bernie, it's me. (LAUGHS)
Oh, my little buddy!
I've missed you so much.
- Hey, it's a nice place. - Yeah.
Look at the lambs. Do you reckon he eats them?
- Yeah, probably. BERNIE: And who's this?
Uncle Bernie, this is my boyfriend, Robert.
Be nice.
Hey.
I can crush skulls with my bare hands.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too, mate. Just mucking with you.
Yeah.
Good to see you're still around, Bruce.
What can I say? Deb makes a mean sponge cake.
Good to see you, Bernie. Alright.
- Good to see you too. - Yes.
Come on, let's go and get some grub.
DEBBIE: Are you guys coming?
Oh, yeah.
He's a great guy but you don't want to piss him off.
- He can be a mean bastard. - Got that from the handshake.
Yeah. Welcome to the family.
(SIGHS)
You'd better not be shagging the old labrador at Patto's.
(DOG BARKS)
Whisky!
Whisky! (CLAPS HANDS) Come here, boy!
Where you at, boy?
Whisky! (CLAPS HANDS)
(DOG BARKS)
- WHISKY! - (DOG BARKS)
(METALLIC THUD)
(CLANKING NOISES)
Come on, boy. (SHOUTS) Come here, boy!
(NOISES CONTINUE)
- (NOISES CONTINUE) - (DOG YELPS)
- Whisky, come here, boy. - (DOG YELPS)
(DOG BARKS)
(NOISES CONTINUE)
(DOG BARKS)
- (METALLIC THUD) - (DOG BARKS)
(CLANG!)
- (DOG YELPS) - (GROWLING)
Leave him alone, you bastard! Leave him alone!
- (SNARLING) - (DOG YELPS)
Whisky, come here, boy!
- (GROWLING) - Come here!
(YELLS)
(CONTINUES YELLING)
(SOBS)
(CONTINUES YELLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROANS)
(ANIMAL SNORTS)
(GROANS)
(CRASHING AND THUMPING SOUNDS)
(CRASHING SOUNDS CONTINUE)
(ROARING)
(CREATURE SNARLS)
(GROWLS MENACINGLY)
(MAN SCREAMS)
(BIRD CAWS)
(BIRD SCREECHES)
MAN: (ON RADIO) Ken, mate, are you there?
Barely. It's as hot as a tomcat with four balls out here.
What do you want?
Oh, look, mate, I'm going a bit soft.
I thought I'd come out and give you a hand, if you like.
Ah, you just want my body.
Well, grab your swag and some ice and a few beers, eh?
OK.
I'll stop at the pub and I'll put them on your account, huh?
Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hey, tell Sasha I won't be back till late morning,
something like that, alright?
Not a problem, bud. See you soon, matey.
Yeah, I can hardly wait.
- Asshole. - Roger that.
(ROARING)
(ROARING ECHOES)
Fuck was that?
(PEOPLE CHAT)
SASHA: There you go.
(MEN ARGUE)
- MAN: Oh, yes, you have. - SECOND MAN: No, no.
- There you go, darling. - Good on you.
What time do you call this?
- What did I tell you? - What?
MAN: No, I've got no tab. I thought you had the tab.
I thought you had the tab.
Nah, nah, nah. Nah. I'm not paying for it.
- I'm not paying for it either. - (CHUCKLES)
Hey, Sash, when's that spunky father of yours
gonna ask me out on a date?
You ask me that same bloody question every week
and I give you the same answer.
You're way too much for my old man to handle.
She's right. He wouldn't last five minutes with you.
That's way too much information.
Yeah, you're right.
I need a virile man who can handle a cougar like me.
Kind of makes me wish I wasn't camping out tonight.
- G'day, Bluey. - G'day, how are you going?
Whoa, Blue, don't encourage her.
Let me guess. Dad sent you in here for beer and food, right?
Well, he didn't say food, but now that you mention it.
Mm-hm. Well, you know where the cold room is.
I'm not your bloody slave. Off you go.
Alright, alright. God.
And whose account am I putting this on?
- Do you really have to ask? - Put it on Dad's tab, right?
Rack one up for me on there too, eh?
- You can bloody pay for yours. - Well, you can put it on ours.
No, you two can bloody shut up.
(GROANS)
Don't let Dad get too pissed
and make sure he eats something this time.
- Is that enough food? - We'll eat every last crust.
Here, you'd better take these too.
Dad likes a treat after dinner.
I could give him an after-dinner treat.
You're such a bloody tart!
Well, on that note, I'm out of here
but I'll catch you tomorrow.
Be safe.
Don't get too pissed.
Ah, we will and we will.
Yeah, I know you bloody will, you pair of old drunks.
I swear the worst thing I did was buy a pub.
See ya.
(NIGHT BIRDS CALL)
(WOMAN GIGGLES)
Do you think this is a good idea?
Mm-hm. Best idea I've had, like, ever, maybe.
I don't want Matt and Sheri to hear us.
Then be quiet.
(SQUEALS AND GIGGLES)
Mmm.
- Oh, I tell you what. - Mm?
You go and get me a drink
and make sure that Matt and Sheri are not outside
and I might let you have a quickie.
- Promise? - (SIGHS)
After all, we don't want your balls exploding.
- Could get really messy. - Yes.
Ah! I'm alright.
So graceful!
Oh. Oh, bugger. I was bloody enjoying that.
Jesus Christ.
It's just dropping everywhere. (SIGHS)
KEN: Sasha's a good cook, eh? She's just like her mother.
She's JUST like her mother.
Yeah. She was amazing, wasn't she, Maryanne?
Mm.
How long since she's gone, mate?
15 years.
15 long years since I buried my fucking heart.
What's that?
What do you see?
Is that a spot fire?
A camp fire, I think. I can just make out a few tents.
Oh!
Jesus, how much of that bloody carton did you drink, mate?
A lot more than you, mate.
You've been drinking like a fucking woman.
That Wendy and Anna
could drink you under the table tonight, I reckon.
Ah, bullshit.
What the bloody hell
do you think they're doing camping out here?
I don't reckon they got permission.
What do you reckon they're up to then?
Oh, what do you reckon we go and find out, eh?
Oh, bullshit, mate, I mean it's nice and warm and cosy here.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, mate, mate. OK, we'll take the truck, we'll drive.
- I'm too drunk to drive, mate. - Yeah, bullshit.
You're too drunk to drive,
you're not too drunk to sling a bloody rifle over your shoulder.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, you fucking prick, wait a minute,
I'll get some bloody piss to take with us.
You carry on like an old fucking woman, you do.
Hang about, mate, where's the bloody sandwiches?
- Oh, for fuck's sake. - What about a torch, mate?
Hurry up, princess.
You'll end up bringing the whole camp, the way you're going on.
Mate, it'll take us a bloody hour to walk.
We're just going for a little walk.
It's not going to kill you. Come on.
For Christ's sake!
Girl Guide.
(LOUD CRACK)
(RUSTLING NOISES)
(LOUD CRASH)
- (MAN GROANS) - (STICKS CRACK)
Ryan, is that you?
(NOISES CONTINUE)
(SILENCE)
(EXPLOSION OF SOUND)
Ryan, don't be an ass. It isn't funny.
(CRASHING)
Oh, you're such an asshole.
- (NOISES CONTINUE) - (GRUNTING)
Screw cutting you off for tonight,
I'm cutting you off for the entire month!
(LOUD CRACK)
(SNUFFLING SOUNDS)
Oh, Ryan, where are you?
Please tell me it's you out there.
- (SOFT GRUNTS) - (LOUD CRACK)
Please.
(SNUFFLING SOUNDS GET CLOSER)
Ryan?
(SILENCE)
Ryan?
(SNARLING)
(SCREAMS)
(CREATURE SNARLS)
BLUE: Is it just me or does that campfire
seem to be getting further and further away?
We're past halfway, old mate. Stop your bellyaching.
I'm not as young as I used to be, mate.
The furthest I walk these days is from the bar to the shitter.
Which reminds me, I was in the pub today
and I saw Anna and Wendy.
They wanted to come out camping with us.
Oh, Christ.
Young Sasha put a stop to it, though.
Well, thank fuck for that
because I wouldn't touch either of them
if they were the last living pussy on the planet.
You'd end up with a crutch full of herpes
or fucking dick rot.
Come on, let's get going.
What, you reckon they've got a dose?
I'd bet my left lung on it, mate.
Shit! Hope you're bloody joking, matey.
I'm not joking.
Ah, Christ.
Come on, poxy balls, hurry up.
(GROANS)
- (SCREAMING) - Hey, hey, did you hear that?
That was a scream, wasn't it?
Yeah, definitely a scream, mate.
What do you see? What do you see, mate?
What the fuck is that?
Either I'm pissed off my chest, mate,
or that's the biggest fucking boar I've ever seen.
Here, you're a better shot than me. You take a look.
Holy Mary, Mother of God! That is a monster!
Well, shoot the fucking thing!
(FIRES GUN)
- Please tell me you got it. - No, mate.
- No, it's... it's... it's gone. - Oh, shit.
Mate, we've got to get back to the bloody truck and get help.
No, mate, we're much closer to them than we are to the truck.
We've got to find them and we'll take one of their cars.
Mate, whoever was down there before
is not there any bloody more!
Mate, we have got to try, you know,
we've got to go and fucking find out, for Christ's sake!
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus Christ!
Ohhhhh.
Jesus Christ.
Ken, look, mate, look.
Oh, mate, I'm not fucking blind. I can see, alright?
What the fuck is happening here?
Oh, Jesus, look at that.
She's...
Blue, she's...
(STAMMERS) They're... they're just kids, mate.
(KEN MOANS) Ahh... there's more of them.
- How do you know? - There's two tents, right?
I mean, they're not going to come out here and go camping
and sleep in separate tents, are they, you know?
So, ah, well, judging by this, um...
..this, ah, this girl, mate, um...
..I...I reckon that they would've been sleeping in that tent
and the other kids must've took off
when that bloody big pig attacked.
Now, give me that, give me that. Here.
Oh, Christ. We don't have any bullets, mate.
- What? - I haven't loaded the mag.
Oh, shit. Why didn't you bloody check it, you stupid bastard?
- Well, because... - No fucking bullets!
How was I to know we were going to find a fucking pig
the size of a fucking rhino?
Jesus Christ.
Blue, you're going to have to go back to the truck, mate.
I...I got bullets in the glovebox
and...and I'll stay here and see if I can find these kids.
No, no. Fuck that, mate.
I'm not leaving you on your own
and I'm not walking back there by myself either.
Blue, I got no bullets.
We are sitting ducks if that monster fucking comes back here.
You've gotta go back to the truck, you know.
I am not leaving those kids out in the bush by themselves.
You know, they'll be scared fucking shitless.
So you've got to get going.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Blue, look, you can do this. You'll be back in half the time.
When was the last time you went for a jog?
Alright, I'll go back to the bloody truck, mate.
But you look around, see if there's a bloody car here,
get in the bastard and pick me up
because, mate, we're both dead men without a bloody rifle.
So it's weapons first, then we look for the bloody kids, right?
Righto, mate, I'll...I'll do my best, I'll look around, OK,
but you just get going, OK?
- Take the bloody torch. - No, you...you...
No, I don't need the fucking torch, you know.
I can build the fire up. You take it.
- Go on, go on, get going. - I'm gone, bloody piss off.
- Oh, Blue. Blue! - What?
Mate, go as fast as you can
but find a big motherfucking stick
and grab it just in case, alright?
Got it!
Jesus H. Christ.
(BLUE PANTS AND MUTTERS)
Oh, oh, Jesus. (THUMP!)
- What's that? - (RUMBLING)
Hey! Are you the kids from the camp back there?
(FAINT GROWLS)
You fucking dingoes!
Oh, Jesus! Fuck!
Oh, Jesus. (PANTS)
- (ROARING) - Oh, shit!
What the...?
- (SQUEALING) - (GASPS)
- (GROWLING) - Ohh.
Holy Jesus Christ.
- (LOW GROWLING) - (PANTS) Oh, Jesus.
(GROWLING)
I know you're out there.
I know you're out there!
- I know you're there. - (GROWLING)
(STICKS CRACK)
(GASPS) Oh, Jesus.
Come and get me!
Oh, you feral fuck.
Oh, Jesus!
(SNORTING)
(STICKS CRACK)
Oh, oh!
(SNORTING)
You asshole, where are you?
(ROARS)
Come on!
(GROWLS)
Come on. Come on.
Come on!
Come and get me.
Come and get me, you bastard.
(ROARS)
(DISTANT ROAR)
Where's your bloody car?
Matthew.
Where are you, Matthew?
(STICKS CRACK)
I hope you know how to get back to camp.
Yeah, it's just up here a bit.
Don't panic, it's probably just Ryan and Hanna mucking around.
That is something Ryan would do.
I want to tell you about this Yara-ma-yha-who.
Come sit down here for a bit.
So, the Yara-ma-yha-who, right,
he's like a little red man, alright,
and he kind of looks a bit like a demon, yeah?
And he doesn't have any teeth, which is weird for a vampire.
And his skin's all glossy, like... like silk.
Anyway, he climbs up high into the trees
to stalk his victims.
You know, he moves like a monkey in the trees, ooh, ooh, ooh.
But he doesn't make a sound.
He watches them closely, sizing them up.
And then he stalks them and stands right above them,
right above his next meal.
Then, when he's ready,
he jumps,
wrapping these octopus-like tentacles around his victims,
sucking all the blood out of them.
Now he can dislocate his jaw, too, like a snake,
so he can swallow his victims whole.
Then, when he's finished his meal, he rests,
lets it all settles down in his stomach.
And then when he wakes up,
he immediately regurgitates everything back up
onto the floor
and there in a pile of muck and goo
is a baby newborn Yara-ma-yha-who.
- Firstly, that is disgusting. - (CRASHING SOUND)
- Did you hear that? - (ROARING)
I'm not going to sleep or eat for a week now.
- Secondly... - Seriously, shh for a second.
I heard something. Hand me the torch.
I'm not handing you the torch.
(MUFFLED ROARING)
I think there's a wild pig out here.
Of course there is.
There was drop bears, drop possums
and some ridiculous outback vampire
and now wild pigs are stalking us!
I'm serious. Give me the bloody torch!
(STICKS CRACK)
- (STONE HITS MATT) - Your story doesn't make sense.
What do you mean?
Your drop vampire yeti story, it doesn't make any sense.
It's not my story. It's an Aboriginal legend.
(ROARING)
MATT: Ryan. Is that you?
Sheridan, we have to be quiet for a sec.
- Why? - Just sh-sh-sh.
(RUMBLING SOUNDS)
Well, I was always told that drop bears hang from the trees
and when their claws come down,
they hook into your head and reef you off the ground.
I am serious! Shut the fuck up!
Calm down, babe. That was really rude.
I'm sorry. I just need you to be quiet for a sec, OK?
(GRUNTING)
I'm going to turn the light out.
What?
Fuck me!
(GURGLES)
Sheri!
SHERI!
Help me!
Somebody help!
Let her go!
(CREATURE GROWLS)
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?
(SILENCE)
(CRASHING SOUNDS)
Oh, shit!
Hey, honey, you breathing over there?
Come on, one of you be OK.
- (SHERIDAN COUGHS) - Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus, Jesus.
Ah. So sorry, sweetheart. (KEN GASPS)
(SQUELCHING SOUND)
Oh, shhhhh, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
- You don't have to talk. - It's not a drop bear.
No, yeah, I know.
What's-what's your name?
Sh... Sheridan.
Yeah? My name's Ken, hey?
Now, just try and relax.
You're in shock, sweetheart, hey?
Now, I just need you to stay calm
to help me, alright. Hey?
- OK? - (CRASHING SOUNDS)
Is Matt OK?
No, no, not really, he's not.
It's you that we've got to worry about now, though, eh?
(ROARING)
(SHERIDAN GASPS)
Sheridan, Sheridan, you've got to be still, OK,
and very, very quiet.
(SHERIDAN SOBS)
I need you to be as quiet as possible, OK?
I know it hurts. I know it hurts.
But...
..I need you to be...
..nice and still.
And I'll lead him away from here.
- No! No! - No, no, it's...it's... it's OK.
It's OK. I've been doing this since I was a kid.
Yeah?
I've been doing this since I was a little kid.
Hey!
(WHISTLES)
(ROARING)
Come on, come on, you mongrel!
You're the pig, I'm the big bad fucking wolf!
That's right, ugly guts, come on, follow me!
Jesus!
(PANTS)
Sheridan, Sheridan, you've got to stand up.
You've got to stand, OK?
I've got to get you out.
Ohhhh.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh. I'm so sorry, little one. I'm sor... I'm so sorry.
(CRASHING SOUNDS)
(YELLS)
(GROANS)
I'm coming, Maryanne.
Come on, you piece of shit!
Sashaaaa!
(BIRDS CHIRP)
Mum, I don't think I could eat another bite.
I'm ready to explode.
You're going to explode, are you? (SNORTS)
It's not for you, honey, it's for Uncle Bernie.
He's already had three servings!
Elli, I'm a growing boy.
Yeah, 'boy's about right,
the way you chased Bart to the bathroom this morning.
So, what's the plan for today, Bernie?
I've been thinking we can take a drive out to Patto's farm,
we can take a picnic lunch, have a swim in the river,
when the sun starts to go down we can do a bit of spotting.
- Yeah, let's go swimming. - You want to go swimming?
Hey, Uncle Bernie, do you reckon we could take some guns out?
- Maybe just... - Deb.
Bart wants to know if we can take some guns.
Bernie, you know how I feel about guns.
I would think that out there at least one for safety.
Not a bad idea, Bruce.
What do you say? Just for safety, Debs?
You guys are full of it.
You just want to sneak about in the bush like commandos
and shoot shit.
Well, I've seen Charlie's Farm.
I know there's creeps out there ready to cut you up, rape you.
- DEBBIE: Robbie! - I can tell you right now,
all those hillbillies out there will shoot you
before you step foot on their property.
Well, I reckon I can shoot a can at 50 meters.
- Probably 25. I don't know. - Is that right?
And at the fair last year, with the ducks,
you didn't shoot a single one and they were two meters away?
Yeah, well, that game was rigged.
Yet Bart hit three of them.
Three of them.
But the way you kept trying to win me that teddy bear,
that was sweet.
I wasn't trying to win you shit,
I was trying to prove a point, that the game was rigged.
BART: Whatever.
And if I remember correctly,
you were the winner at the end of the night.
That's right. I was the winner, wasn't I?
- (BOTH KISS) - Are you right?
So, how are we all going to get out there, Bernie?
- The troopy, my friend. - And what's a troopy?
ROBERT: Aw, what's a troopy!
Why the bloody hell did you have to go and marry a Yank?
Bruce, it's the car we took to the pub last night.
- I knew that! - Yes, I know you did.
Thank you, sweetie.
What a knob.
I'm going to go and put my swimmers on.
I'm going to join you. You guys want to load up the car?
Ah, Mum, about the gun...
Alright, one gun. Bernie, I mean it, just one.
BERNIE: Fine, fine, one gun. Got it.
- Oh, fuck! DEBBIE: Bernie!
Did I scare you, Bruiser?
You need to relax, city boy. Too much pent-up tension.
(BRUCE GROANS AND LAUGHS)
Come on, Robbie.
Let's go and fill up the cruiser.
- It's Robert. - Nah, I like Robbie better.
Hey. Let him call you Robbie. It's easier that way.
Come on, Bruiser.
Fill up the troopy.
(BRUCE CHUCKLES) The troopy!
(MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
(PEOPLE CHAT)
(GASPS)
Yeah, you like that, don't ya?
Seem like the kind of girl who loves a good spanking.
Why don't you bend over and let me stick my foot up your ass
and see how much you like that?
- Sounds kinky. I like it kinky. - Damo!
Control your fucking mutt!
He's got a point. You're being a fucking idiot.
I get it.
Let me make myself very fucking clear
because I've just about had enough of your fucking shit.
If you fucking touch me again
I'll rip off your arm and I'll beat you to death with it.
How about I give you a free pass for my indiscretion?
I'll let you hit me. I won't try and stop you.
Come on, babe. Just let go of some of that tension.
You stupid fuck!
- Get the fuck out of my bar! - (MAN LAUGHS)
Go on! You're leaking all over my floor, you asshole!
Fucking slut! Who do you think you are?
You show her some fucking respect, you little shit.
Get that sack of shit out of here, Bernie.
He's stinking up my bar.
MAN: Yahoo!
(PEOPLE CLAP)
What's he doing?
ELLA: I think he knocked him out.
- Did you see that? Holy shit! - Ouch!
And that, Robert, is why you let him call you Robbie.
Got it.
You alright, Sash?
- Yeah. What a dickhead. - Yeah.
Hey, I had it under control, you know.
I know you did. I was just finishing it for you.
Ah, what a shot, big fella!
SASHA: You shut up.
Thanks, love. What can I get you?
I'm taking the family out to Patto's for a swim.
I just might clean out your fridge.
No worries.
What are you after?
Some of those doughnuts please, Sash.
- And some chockies for Bart. - Yeah, yeah. Of course, love.
How about drinks?
Yep. Just soft drinks. That'd be wonderful.
- Can I get some ice too, there? - Yeah, love, no worries.
Thank you.
Just give me $20, love, that's fine.
Hey, if you see Dad out there,
can you get him to give me a call?
He was out there with Blue last night
and he was supposed to be back this morning
but I haven't heard from them.
Sure. Was he working at Patto's yesterday?
Yeah. I tried calling his mobile phone
but I just got his answering machine
but maybe they've got no reception.
No worries, then.
If I see a pair of old drunks, I'll send them home
with their tails between their legs.
Thanks, darling.
- See you later, big fella. - See you, mate.
- See you, Bernie. - See you, mate.
(BERNIE ROARS)
Come on, tackle!
(BOTH ROAR AND GRUNT)
Hey, Bernie, be careful, dammit.
He's not going to hurt Bart. He's too protective of him.
Yeah, I know but he doesn't know his own strength.
If he's not careful,
Bart's going to end up in one of those trees.
(BART SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
- Bernie, I mean it! - Relax, sis.
Your mother's gone soft.
- Oh, hey! - Yeah, that's mature.
Oh. I'll be taking off for about half an hour.
What for?
Sasha said Ken and Blue are out there somewhere.
She's a bit worried because they didn't come home
when they said they would.
Well, how are you going to find them?
Isn't this property over 2 million acres?
I was talking to Ken the other day.
He told me he was working down the west fence.
That's only a few klicks that way
so I'll take a quick run on the fence line and check it out.
Want to go with him?
You want Bruce to go with you?
(CHUCKLES) Nah.
Bruiser can stay here and protect the family, mate.
No worries, mate.
I will stay here and protect the family, Bern.
It's Bernie, mate. Not Bern. Bernie.
Rightio, then.
- He scares me. - Yep.
He scares everybody, that one.
(CAR STARTS)
(CAR HORN BEEPS)
(BIRDS CHIRP)
VANILLA ICE: (ON RADIO) [# Ice Ice Baby]
# Yo, VIP
# Let's kick it
# Ice, ice, baby
# Alright, stop Collaborate and listen
# Ice is back with my brand-new invention
# Something grabs a hold of me tightly
# Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
# Will it ever stop yo, I don't know
# Turn off the lights and I glow
# To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal... #
# Now that the party is jumping
# With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumping
# Quick to the point to the point no faking
# I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
# Burning them we ain't quick and nimble
# I go crazy when I hear that cymbal
# A hi-hat with a souped-up tempo
# I'm on a roll Time to go... #
(DISTANT NOISE)
BRUCE: Did you guys hear that?
I didn't hear anything.
Are you deaf? Yeah, I heard it.
It sounded like an explosion or something.
- Didn't you hear it? - No.
Yeah, yeah, it did.
I think I'm going to go check it out.
Why?
I just want to.
- Really? - Yeah.
Yeah, alright, well, take one of the boys with you.
- I don't want to go. - I'm not going that far.
It's just for safety, hon. Take Robert.
Go on, baby. You can finally play soldier.
Yeah, you'd love that, wouldn't you, huh? Huh?
Give me a kiss. Another one.
- DEBBIE: Hon, wait for Robert. - Stop it.
(ELLA GIGGLES)
Look after my boy, Bruce.
Hon, forgot your binoculars!
(GROANS AND GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
Fuck me!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BIRDS CALL)
I'm going to ask Elli to marry me.
What?
How long have you guys been going out, like 7, 8 months?
She's the one, Bruce.
When you know it, you know it. Life's too short for what-ifs.
Did you tell Debbie?
No. Not yet.
I reckon she'll be pretty happy though, don't you think?
Well, she likes you so I should think so, yeah.
I mean, my only piece of advice
is make sure that's what you guys want to do.
It is, mate.
A lot of times people jump in
when they're in that starry-eyed phase and...
Yeah, well, we're adults, Bruce.
Well, you know, marriage is not all fun and games.
You've got to be in it for the long haul.
I am.
You know, I've been helping to raise Elli for so long
I feel like her real father
and I just want you to know that if you hurt her...
..I will hurt you back.
I wouldn't have it any other way, Bruce.
You know, I don't want to get all heavy here,
I don't want to piss in your pocket
but, you know, I don't know much about you,
I don't know about your childhood or your parents.
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Well, it has everything to do with it
because I want to make sure that Elli is happy.
My parents were real good, Bruce.
They were real good.
Well, that's good because marriage is permanent.
Remind me, Bruce,
how many times have you been married now?
Three times.
Yeah. Yeah, that's my point.
I'm the poster child for what not to do.
Yeah.
Look... I'm sorry if I pissed you off.
Don't worry about it.
Let's check up around that band and then we'll go back, alright?
Yeah.
You right there, bub? You look a bit out of sorts.
Ah, look, it's probably nothing, Ernie,
but Dad and Blue camped out last night
and Dad said he'd be back first thing in the morning
and I haven't heard from him all day.
I can't even get him on the bloody phone.
You tried Blue's mobile? I got his number here somewhere.
I tried them like 20, 30 times.
- The usual, love? - Yes, please.
That's not like your dad.
I mean, he's alright, though. He'll be alright.
There's nothing out there except dust and roos.
That's a load of shit, Ernie, and you know it!
There's something out there that's been knocking down fences
and killing the livestock for months now.
You mean that monster wild boar you claim to have seen?
Not claimed to have seen, I saw it!
- Ah, you were drunk. - I know what I saw.
What exactly did you see, Jack,
cause all I've heard is second-hand rumours
and they get more bloody ridiculous
every time they're told.
Well, you remember that smash up on the highway
coming into town, right, about 12 months ago?
You remember they couldn't find the couple?
All the police found was the wrecked car, right?
Yeah.
Well, I was coming back from Bob's place in me truck
and I'm looking out the window
and I spot something in this paddock
about 300 or 400 metres out
so I gets the spotty on it... fuck me drunk, it's a boar!
It looks like a boar
and it's about the size of a fucking kombi van!
Yeah, so I follow it along with a spotlight
and I'm driving along and I'm driving along
and it starts getting closer, right,
and it's about 100 metres off.
And I can see that this bastard's
got a person hanging in its mouth.
Well, it's a female, to be precise,
and she's got long hair, you know,
and she's just hanging there like a rag doll
and I shat meself
and then I accidentally lost control of the spotty handle.
SASHA: Come on. You're shitting me, right?
Pigs don't grow that bloody big and they don't eat people.
I know what I saw.
I might have been drunk,
yeah, I shouldn't have been driving or something.
Well, it could've been anything, eh, eh?
Maybe it was a cow eating grass, eh?
Well, whatever it was when I hit the spotty back
it was long gone.
How do you know it wasn't a hairy bloke, Jack?
I saw her tits, they were hanging out the top like that.
Mate, if there was something out there
as big as what you say it is,
knocking over fences and terrorising livestock,
it'll take more than a rifle and a slug to slow it down.
Yeah. Yeah.
What, you believe him?
Yeah, well, I've heard stranger stories.
You believe that I saw a monster pig with a kid in its mouth?
Hey?
When I said to... I spoke to the cops
they just laughed at me.
Yeah. Well, you know how it is,
everyone here thinks I've got a few roos loose
in the top paddock, if you know what I mean.
Mate, your drunken antics
have gained you quite a reputation around here.
SASHA: Ain't that the truth?
I still remember you doing the nudie run
- up and down the street. - Yeah!
SASHA: That's something I would like to un-see, Jack!
(ALL LAUGH)
Well, mate, if there's anything out there
as big as what you reckon
I reckon a lot more people would've seen it
than crazy old Jack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, mate. (LAUGHS)
See?
Well, you know, whatever it is, even if it's not a monster pig,
something is wiping out the livestock
and smashing the fences.
ERNIE: Still nothing?
No. Hey, you know what?
Bernie's out there, swimming with his family.
I'm going to give him a go.
If I had a phone,
if I had a phone with one of them cameras,
I woulda taken a picture, but I don't have a phone.
I don't have a phone.
Nup.
- Ern, can you do me a favour? - Sure.
Can you watch the pub for a couple of hours?
You know what, I'm gonna bloody drive out there.
What if they've broken down and they've got no reception?
It's a three-hour drive out there.
You're gonna hike it all the way out there
for a couple of old pissheads?
Maybe they're just sleeping off a hangover.
Then that way I'll kick both their asses
to Timbuk-fucking-tu.
So can you watch the pub for me?
JACK: Yep, I'll look after the bar for you, honey.
I've got this, mate.
Fuck no, I want stock when I get back.
Everything's here in the folder
but Tina's gonna be in in a couple of hours anyway.
She knows where everything is.
Alright, thank you so much, darling.
You want me to come with ya?
No, I want you to stay here and keep drinking, right?
I've got rent due at the end of the week
and that goes for the lot of you.
Yeah, well, all the drinks are on Ernie!
(ALL CHEER)
Free drinks if you're black.
You white fellas are paying double.
JACK: I'm going outside for a quick suntan.
(FLIES BUZZ)
ROBERT: What the fuck is that?
(SNORTING)
Whoa! What the fuck?!
What the fuck is that?
It's a fucking pig.
(SNARLS)
Shit! Oh, my God!
That's insane!
(ROARS)
- Fuck this, I'm out of here! - Argh!
Fucking coward!
(FIRES GUN)
(BOAR SQUEALS AND ROARS)
(BIRDS SCREECH)
(DISTANT YELLING)
Run!
Mum.
Mum! Something's wrong.
Run!
(PANTS)
- Run! - What's that, hon?
- Run! - I can see Robert.
- Run away! - He's alone and he's running.
He looks scared.
What the fuck?
- Run away! - Where's Bruce?
Run!
- I think he wants us to run. - Where's Bruce?
(GASPS)
I don't like this. Something's wrong.
No, hang on.
There's a wild fucking pig!
Poor bugger's scared of a wild pig.
Where's Bruce, Mum?
DEBBIE: Where is Bruce?
He's dead.
What did you say?
BART: He's full of shit.
- Did he say 'dead'? BART: Watch out!
(ELLA SCREAMS)
Come on, let's go!
- Robbie! - Let's go!
Robbie!
Come on, baby, we've got to go!
We've got to go now. You have to come.
- Come on, Elli! - Get up!
DEBBIE: Get up!
Come on, take this!
Come on, Elli. Get up!
Robbie!
Come on! Give me that.
Get to the other side! Don't look back!
Fucking go!
(ELLA SCREAMS) DEBBIE: Come on!
(ELLA CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Come on!
BERNIE: Come on.
Come on, Elli!
I don't want to die. (ELLA WAILS)
BERNIE: Get up! (ELLA SOBS)
Come on, Bart, hurry up.
(CRACKING SOUND)
BERNIE: Come on!
(ROARING)
(ELLA WAILS)
Fucking hell!
Bart!
Mum!
Don't move, baby.
Don't move!
- Mum! - (DEBBIE SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
Mum! Mum!
- No! - No!
Come on! Go!
Come on! Come on!
(DEBBIE AND ELLA SOB)
Come on! Come on!
(SHOUTS INSTRUCTIONS)
(DEBBIE SOBS)
Oh, God, no.
Come on! We just need to get up there. We'll be safe.
ELLA: Where? (DEBBIE SOBS)
Go. Go, go!
DEBBIE: Help me! ELLA: I'm trying!
(SOBBING)
Come on.
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
I'm OK. I'm OK.
It's OK. I'm OK.
Take care of your mum.
Why did you let my son die?
Why, Bernie, why didn't you try to save him?
I'm sorry, sis.
(YELLS) Why didn't you save my son?
Why didn't you fucking try?
- Why? Why? - I'm so sorry.
(SOBS) Why, Bernie?
It's OK, Mum.
Bart might be OK.
We have to stay positive.
No. He's gone.
They're all gone. They're all dead.
They're all dead!
There's only one way we're gonna make it through this.
We need to kill that overgrown diseased fucker.
How do we... how do we kill it? We don't have a gun.
How did it get so big?
- That's not normal, is it? - No.
It's definitely not normal, Ell.
I've never seen a boar that size.
(DEBBIE SOBS) How are we going to kill it, Bernie?
We don't have a gun!
It's OK.
It's not OK! (SOBS)
It... it took my boy.
- It took my baby boy. - It's OK, Mum.
I'm so sorry, Deb. I'm sorry.
Bernie.
My baby.
Is she asleep?
Yeah. It's really cold.
Do you think we could use some of this wood in here
to start a fire and keep warm?
Don't see why not.
So we have a lighter but no gun.
I thought you were asleep.
Could you sleep?
I'm going to go outside, grab more wood and kindling.
It'll make it easier to start a fire.
- No, don't do that. It's OK. - It's alright.
It's just out there.
You guys keep an eye out the window for me while I'm outside.
Bernie, don't... don't go.
Please don't go, no.
It's alright, I've got my knife.
Ready?
BOTH: No.
Bernie, get it!
Come on, behind me. Slowly. Slowly, slowly.
- Take it easy, big fella. - (INDISTINCT)
Now, when I say run,
you fucking run, OK?
- Where do we run? - That way.
Right behind the barn.
Don't you hurt me, big fella.
OK.
Run!
Go! Go, Elli, go, go.
(SCREAMS)
(YELLS)
Let's do this, you ugly fuck!
Bring that shit!
(YELLS)
We've been walking for ages, Mum.
I think we should set up a heap of spot fires and get warm.
What about the pig? What if it comes back?
Bart told me about a documentary he watched on grizzly bears.
He said they're scared of fire.
Maybe it scares off pigs too. It's worth a shot, Mum.
He's a good boy, my Bart.
OK, baby, yeah. Let's... let's build Bart's fires, eh?
Maybe he'll find us that way.
(RUSTLING SOUND)
What are you doing?
I'm making hand-held torches.
Like the ones Bart and Bruce made on that camping trip
a few years back.
That's a good idea. I'll make one too.
He taught me so much.
Do you think Uncle Bernie killed it?
If anyone could kill it it would be Uncle Bernie, OK?
Mum, just grab one of mine and light it.
Oh, it works.
(GROWLS)
Get back.
OK. OK, OK.
(ELLA SCREAMS)
Get away!
Fuck! Fuck!
Is she OK?
It's OK.
It's OK. I'm alright, I'm alright.
(BOAR SNORTS)
(SASHA PANTS)
(BOAR SNARLS AND SNORTS)
Jack was right.
(SNARLS)
Debbie, go and get the rifle
out of the back seat of the car, quick.
(BOAR ROARS)
(LOADS GUN)
Just breathe!
Kill it, Mum!
(LOADS GUN)
(FIRES)
- Is he dead? - Yeah. It's dead.
Come on. Let's go.
(STARTS ENGINE)
You've got to be kidding me.
It's them.
Oh, God!
Bart!
Bernie.
Oh, come on, let's go. You right?
Takes more than a monster boy to keep you down, hey, Bernie?
You've got no idea!
We're going to the city tomorrow.
Bernie, you're coming with us.
I think I might fucking join ya.
(BOAR GROWLS)
(MENACING SQUEALING)